Hello my friends!
Do you love nuts?
Well if you do, the good news are that I accidentally found out that there are plenty of them on this website above here pictured.
No kidding. It has all sorts of nuts to satisfy all tastes and moreover… totally free of charge!
Actually you’ll find lots of nuts too in other social media sites. All very nutty and free too!!! WOW! What a discovery!
So please don’t waste your precious money in buying them in shops.
Get them totally free and as many as you want from the places above mentioned.
I mean, who said that there is no such a thing as a free lunch obviously didn’t know where to get free nuts….
They are native of New Zealand and known with the name of kiwi.
At all appearances they look so cute and cuddly that you may even want to adopt one of them to keep it as a pet in your garden.
But beware of superficial appearances, because these avian beasts are voracious cannibals that don’t think twice of gobbling up one of their kind whenever they see it.
As the above picture of two of them caught in the act clearly gives an unquestionable proof of their cannibalistic greed…
According to mice the moon is made of cheese and is perfectly edible.
If they are right what cheese would you like it to be made of?
(For me Parmesan and gorgonzola would be fine)
What about you?
Could somebody teach this guy how to eat spaghetti in the proper way please?
I think that he badly needs some instructions.
Would you invest one hundred pounds, euro or dollars in a picture painted by an anteater? I bet that you wouldn’t want to part with that useful amount of cash because in your view it would be a waste of money and a daft investment as there can be. Well, if that is what you think consider the following case: In February 1964 a gallery put on an exhibition of an unknown painter called Pierre Brassau. On the opening day the critics and the media went to see it and after having assessed it they wrote convincing articles that poured bucketsful of praise on the merits of the paintings envisaging a great future for the talented artist who had made them.
Weeks later the gallery publicly admitted that the artist who had made the pictures was a chimpanzee called Peter. In spite of having been a hoax made at the expenses of the art world it was taken very well with the result that Peters’ paintings were sold out for big sums of money. Since that episode many more animals were given brushes and paints in order to produce art works, among these were several more chimpanzee, one of which called Congo who became very famous selling its pictures at higher prices than a guy called Andy Warhol who was displaying his artworks in the same exhibition, as well as elephants, gorilla, cats, pigs dogs etceteras earning good dividends for their owners and those art collectors who invested in them.
Pig artist at work
This shows that the modern art business is really a crazy and unpredictable one. Having said all this being an artist myself I had a good look at paintings done by some of the above mentioned animal artists and I must say that they often look much better than a lot of paintings done by famous human artists that are hanged nowadays in modern art museums and galleries and sold for millions and even hundreds of millions.
I need your advice about this dilemma
Today I read in the media that the Journal of Biological Chemistry says that eating cakes can help you to see more clearly. “Cake,” stated the article, “could be the key to better vision.
Scientists found that bicarbonate of soda used in cakes stimulates and enzyme that helps to regulate the light absorbed by photons in the eye.” It’s a fabulous piece of news for cake addicts and people with poor vision. I am not a great eater of cakes but I wear reading glasses and I could do very well in getting rid of them.
The problem is that if I start to gorge myself with cakes in order to have an eagle’s eyesight I will get very fat and with fatness and obesity I may acquire some unpleasant conditions associated with overweight and obesity such as heart disease, diabetes, high pressure, gallbladder, osteoarthritis, liver problems and so on.
It’s a difficult choice to make.
I mean, to have a perfect eyesight like the one that I had when I was younger is an appealing prospect and cakes are yummy to eat, but the side affects of a cake diet in order to get it leaves me perplexed
What do you suggest that I do?