Useful Tips on Shopping for Nuts!

 

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Hello my friends!

Do you love nuts?

Well if you do, the good news are that I accidentally found out that there are plenty of them on this website above here pictured.

No kidding. It has all sorts of nuts to satisfy all tastes and moreover… totally free of charge!

Actually you’ll find lots of nuts too in other social media sites. All very nutty and free too!!! WOW! What a discovery!

So please don’t waste your precious money in buying them in shops.

Get them totally free and as many as you want from the places above mentioned.

I mean, who said that there is no such a thing as a free lunch obviously didn’t know where to get free nuts….

 

 

 

 

Beware of these beasts!

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They are native of New Zealand and known with the name of kiwi.

At all appearances they look so cute and cuddly that you may even want to adopt one of them to keep it as a pet in your garden.

But beware of superficial appearances, because these avian beasts are voracious cannibals that don’t think twice of gobbling up one of their kind whenever they see it.

As the above picture of two of them caught in the act clearly gives an unquestionable proof of  their cannibalistic greed…

Fruity selfishness

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Bananas have never struck me of being altruistic.

Whenever I buy a bunch of bananas and I try to eat one straight away it starts to accuse the others of all sins under the sun in order to save its skin, or rather its pulp.

“Don’t eat me please! “It cries, “I’m the well behaved one of this bunch, all the others are baddies. Eat them instead. They deserve to be eaten,.”

Its not only bananas that behave in such a selfish way. Cherries and figs for instance have the same trait but with a higher degree of selfishness.

And so do blueberries, plums and persimmons. The sweeter they are the worse they are.

In the end I get so fed up with their total disregard for their own kin that when I buy them I end up by eating them all.

Have you, dear bloggers,  by any chance noticed the same egotistic behaviour with some fruits? And if so which one are they?

How to have a perfect eyesight

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I need your advice about this dilemma

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Today I read in the media that the Journal of Biological Chemistry says that eating cakes can help you to see more clearly. “Cake,” stated the article,  “could be the key to better vision.

Scientists found that bicarbonate of soda used in cakes stimulates and enzyme that helps to regulate the light absorbed by photons in the eye.” It’s a fabulous piece of news for cake addicts and people with poor vision. I am not a great eater of cakes but I wear reading glasses and I could do very well in getting rid of them.

The problem is that if I start to gorge myself with cakes in order to have an eagle’s eyesight I will get very fat and with fatness and obesity I may acquire some unpleasant conditions associated with overweight and obesity such as heart disease, diabetes, high pressure, gallbladder, osteoarthritis, liver problems and so on.

It’s a difficult choice to make.

I mean, to have a perfect eyesight like the one that I had when I was younger is an appealing prospect and cakes are yummy to eat, but the side affects of a cake diet in order to get it leaves me perplexed

What do you suggest that I do?